News Flash
While intelligence agencies around the globe monitor "chatter" that streams in from phone, Internet, fax and other sources, The Langley Record monitors the chatter of the Township as our frank reporting troubles some. Our new Langley Chatter report will advise you of the latest talk and chatter we received from our Langley intelligence sources that run the gamut of political affiliations and position.
Our latest intel reveals that a handful of people are VERY upset by our posts. Langley area pharmacists are working overtime as a community service to refill prescriptions for this small band of folks in need of serious medicating. Orders have also been placed for some very fashionable straight jackets as seen above, just in case the meds fail to work. Area doctors have also been busy raising doses and frequency of use instructions for these patients.
As if this was not enough, the rusty old PR engine for one of these people has tried to crank itself to life, but the tired old posts are not garnering any comments as readership has bled heavily from the sudden political attacks against have alienated a once-shared support base. Even former allies now concede that the unholy alliance with the kingpin (or should we say "Queenpin"?) has resulted in multiple elections losses as a result of this misalignment.
Yes folks, the PR engine will have you believe as they did from the start, that this blog is simply evil. But as we have consistently reported the facts and called it as we see it, people have now learned where the true disinformation is coming from and where the truth can be found.
Stay tuned to the Langley Record, as very soon we will uncover yet another smoke screen that attempts to fabricate truth and mislead you. This journey will take us to a quaint little area of Langley Township. Wait until you hear this one!
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