The Langley Times recently published this article about two Mormon missionaries in Burns Lake that found what is believed to be Sasquatch footprints outside their home. The prints were found very close to their wood shed.
Although not verified by the HBCC UFO research people, The Langley Record received credible reports that the sasquatch may be heading to the Township of Langley in time for the January 12, 2009 council meeting in order to greet the mayor and one councillor in particular.
Following his previous protocols, the sasquatch may confront the pair in the vacinity of a soon to be constructed wood shed. This wood shed was planned after recent fulltime fire fighter and Langley Events Centre shaninigans. A wood shed near town hall would sure be handy right about now, and just in time for the budget considerations. Wonder if NORAD will track this one?
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LOL!
Sasquatches are "opportunistic, general feeders not specifically adapted to eat and digest either meat or plant material exclusively".
Mmmm. Makes one wonder what lies in the woodshed. Any plant or animal life?
Being opportunistic, the Sasquatch may have had its fill of plant (Wood Demonstration Projects) and animal (fire-fighters :) life.
The Sasquatch may be simply sniffing around looking for the next "opportunity". Unless the cost-benefit is there, I suspect the woodshed is not worth building (or breeching).
On Jan 12, 2009, let's begin building the Township of Langley Empire - not woodshed.
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